I Guess I'm a Political Orphan

It's looking more and more my choices for a party are between a bunch of tax-cutting, free-spending, control-your-life yahoos, and a bunch of "give-us-all-your-money, free-spending, hedonistic yahoos. The Libertarian party has some appeal, but I think their priorities may be a bit messed up, depends on what you read. Any suggestions?