I'm Not Big on Body Art

OK, I understand the need some people have for some kind of tattoo. It's like anal sex, or so I'm told, you got to try it once. But after three or four tattoo's...or is it 6 or 8....and you then go in for gastric bypass.....well, there's something wrong. Sorry, but it's one thing to mutilate your outside, but to then progress to mutilating your inside? Did they grab that unused appendix, and the seldom needed but troublesome spleen while they were in there? Somethings I will never understand.